Terms and Conditions of Sale of Signed Copies
RETURNS
   This should be simple to understand. If:
         (1) Your book arrives damaged
  or    (2) Your book has a manufacturing defect (pages missing, misprinted etc.)
  or    (3) I forgot to sign it (unlikely, but you never know)
   Return it to me and I'll send you a new one.

NO REFUNDS
   If you just didn't like it, sorry. I've bought plenty of books I didn't like and never got my money back.

SHIPPING
   If your address is correct, it should get there. Include your e-mail addr in the Instructions part of the order and I'll inform you
   of your order's status.
   In the event you don't receive your book in . . .oh, I don't know . . . two or three weeks, E-mail me and I'll see if I can trace
   it. If I can't, then I'll send you another.
HOWEVER
   If you are just trying to score a freebee, shame on you. To paraphrase a line from The Mummy (the new one), 'people like
   you always get their comeuppance' (poor Bennie, I kinda liked him).

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